Naughty Terms 

on the Alexei Yagudin Discussion Group

Various typos

Miscellaneous terms

"Naughty" terms

The Test

Use of these words often lead to me having to dole out gavels..
By Ina
  • The thud - sound made by Alexei when he lands one of them big ones....LOL..triples or quads for instance. He makes what we call a "thudding" sound on the ice and so we called it.....you
    guessed it: THE THUD...LOL...starring Mr. Alexei Yagudin as the main star...LOL :b :rollin
       Becky and I had the pleasure of hearing the thud live back in Boston...and then she said to me...WOW...we just heard our first "live" thud...or something to that effect :lol Yes, and it was a big one...LOL...full "special" effects etc. :rollin
       Uh...yes, there are after effects to this thud....one who hears it never forgets ;) :b It's sort of like an earthquake....but instead, you feel the effects sort of within you...think of the song by Tori Amos...called "Little Earthquakes"...but put it in a positive way instead :lol :rollin
       There's also been controversial talks about "the thud" meaning other things ;) I'll leave it up to you to figure out the rest...LOL...it just really takes perhaps way too much imagination, and how should I say?...a very big and talented skater to make for such a good recipe...LOL..!!!
    Just remember though, after experiencing the full effects of "THE THUD" one may need our famous clod drinks...hee, hee, hee.
       What else??? Oh...and beware of trying to fight the effects of...THE THUD....LOL...you're never safe...once you've heard it once...you'll want more and more and more....LOL, I think you get the picture :evil :smokin :b :rollin
By Kim
  • Majestic scenery - "Majestic scenery" came about as I was discussing the beautiful scenery at Colorado Springs. Somehow Alexei got included in this but it was decided he wasn't merely scenery, he was MAJESTIC scenery. I think "some" people (not naming any names) might have been thinking of some of Alexei's physical attributes when we use this term too.
  • "Oh dear" - I don't need to explain this to anyone who has seen the videotape of Gladiator I made at Sun Valley when I saw Alexei skate in person for the very first time. For those of you who haven't seen it, "oh, dear" is the comment I made repeatedly (and much too audibly) during the rolling on the ice Alexei did during the death scene. Each time he would roll I would say it a wee bit louder until finally after the third time Laurie nudged me and ask me/told me to stop. You gotta remember this was the first time I had ever seen Alexei in person and there he was rolling on the ice wearing those form fitting "thights". There were a LOT of things I COULD have said but luckily didn't. We suspect that part of the reason Alexei never wore that costume again was because of my comments AND how he saw the tights looked under the lights (yep, he got to see the video)----drat, LOL.
  • Podium shots (and Kim makes a stab at a decorous definition of this, LOL..) - Hmmmm...looks like you guys have laid down the "gauntlet" regarding the podium pic. OK, gavels be you-know-what, here goes:
       The podium pic is special because you can tell just how happy Alexei was to be standing at the top of the podium and have won the gold at that SA comp. It was obviously a pretty exciting moment for him. We now refer to other photos where he is equally "happy" as "podium pics". And another bonus, that particular photo can also be used to determine just how good the resolution is on your computer, right Laurie? ;)
       So how'd I do....... :evil

       Sadly, the originating photo of that phrase has been taken offline, but errr...if you see a "podium pic" you'd know. ;) Of course, the better your computer's resolution, the faster you'll understand...
By Klara
(who always maintains that she is an innocent girl, but she's been gaveled before, hehe..)
  • Russian stroking - literally, the technique of skating that makes Russian skaters so fast...the other definition...ummm...
  • Edges - in skating, they are the 2 sides of a skate blade that make curves on the ice; the deeper the edge, the greater the curve and the better the skater. In the "naughty" sense, it's more of a body line thing..