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The Keepership Thread!
from the Alexei Yagudin Discussion Group |
| Various typos | Laurie and I tried our best to dig this thread out from the board archives, but we have determined that EZBoard ate it, LOL, cause we can't find it! |
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This thread on the Alexei Yagudin Discussion Group was originally about Dick Button being picky on Lesha's low back on his landings. Let's see where we are now (hee hee
hee!) Anita18 We were on low backs on landings and then you go into Elvis's shelf butt! Talk about thread drift!Icycalm The only low jump Alexei made recently is the quad...and it might be recent...maybe that's why it thuds...SkateSandl It is mostly Alexei's quads where you see the low back; he doesn't do it much otherwise.Icycalm Also forgot:Icycalm Laurie is the THIGH MASTERSkateSandl Noooooo! Not the thigh master! Hmmmmm...I can see that maybe I've made a strategic mistake here, LOL...legjumper ROTFL!! Ina, you crack me up...sk8fan Once again the thread has digressed...Anna from Athens Hey, what's going on here? "Splitting" Alexei between you without asking? (asking ME that is not asking HIM)CeeShelle Okay then let's get this straight:Anna from AthensIna - Keeper of Alexei's thuds, blue eyes and Tosca costume!Can I only pick three? (Oooh, deju vu! - Have we had this conversation before? -serious question) TiinaCan I only pick three? (Oooh, deju vu! -Have we had this conversation before? -serious question)OMG!!!! Shelle! You (too) are shameless! LOL Hey!! What's left for me?! His bon-bon?! This really makes me look like I'm addicted to butts...sighSkateSandl Now, Tiina, if you don't want his bon-bon, I'm sure others will gladly take it off your hands, LOL..Tiina No, no I didn't mean I don't want his bon-bon, I glad I have it! It's just my non-existing reputation I'm worried about!SkateSandl I'm afraid all of our reputations are gone to heck here, LOL Well, I think Anita still has her good name, but that's about it!Icycalm Hey...hands off *my* Alexel bod parts!CeeShelle Ina - hey, It was probably my fault for not putting BUTT under your name in the Alexei Keeper's list earlier I couldn't find where you actually declared this!Icycalm LOL...Shelle that's cause I was trying to keep it under covers... It's ok Tiina you can borrow at times when I'm sleeping..CeeShelle You know reading this thread again started making feel sorry for all of our desired male skaters! Is there anything about their bodies that goes unnoticed? Guess not!SkateSandl Okay, Ina, I don't see how you can claim keepership of *all* the parts associated with Alexei's "thud," since that includes all of him! I mean, technically speaking, Alexei's "thud" is the sound he makes when he lands a jump. I would say what you actually have is keepership of his feet! What does everyone else think?Anita18 SkateSandlWell, I think Anita still has her good name, but that's about it!Thank you! At least one of us does! And to keep that up, I'm going to choose something appropriate for my keepership, LOL. Good idea, Anita! I have Keepership of Alexei's "Soon" program!SkateSandl While y'all are still asleep, l'm going for more keeperships! Here's my list:sk8fanLaurie, Keeper of Alexei's "Mack the Knife" programYesssss! Got the arms, too! Okay, y'all can fight over what's left of him! I think there's a little double meaning going on with the "thud', Laurie. "Technically speaking" it would strictly just mean his feet. I believe some of us (not that "I" would be one of those people, LOL) are having a different interpretation which "may" include other body parts. Just my opinion...(LOL)SkateSandl Somebody's got his smile. and I think the lips go with the smile - sorry, Kim! I think we should make Ina stick to the literal definition of thud. Don't you?sk8fan In the interest of maintaining decorum, I think that, yes, we will HAVE to go with the literal definition of "thud."Icycalm Hey, hey, hey his feet??? You gotta be kidding me here, LOL.I mean WE ALL know what makes Alexei thud...now don't we??? And it ain't his feet that's for sure. not in my book it ain't...LOL!!!SkateSandl Now, Ina, if you were a true skating fan, it would be his feet you were interested in, no? I mean, as a skating fan, a connoisseur of skating - that is your interest in Alexei, right? So you should be happy with his feet!sk8fan Uh, what does that say about the REST of us (you know, The Keepers of the Various Body Parts), Laurie (who herself is known as the "Thigh Master")? We watch and appreciate his SKATING too, don't we? (sometimes? occasionally? bi-annually? once in a blue moon?) Well, maybe not...LOLIcycalm Now...now...that's not fair. it's taking all the fun out of everything. Sure, I'd be interested in Alexei's feet if I was to work on him...and of course as a skating fan, but, but, but I thought we were having fun..???SkateSandl I was just thinking that you have entirely too much of Alexei's thud.Brenda Mmmmmmmm - Laurie? How much is there?Icycalm Not my fault if I'm quick on the draw! How could it be possible for me to have too much Alexei?IcycaIm LOL...Brenda! Oh my! Guess we'd have to know if there's plenty enough to share first!CeeShelle Share, share, share!SkateSandl Poor Alexei - he probably wakes up in the morning and wonders why he feels like he's been pulled apart all night, LOL. Hey, I've got his thighs and arms - I'm happy!Anna from Athens That's what this thread did to me! LOL! I'm laughing hysterically in front of my PC and I thank God my mother is not here! She would call the psychiatrist for sure!IcycaIm This is too funny has me in stitches here. LOLLLLLLOLOLOL!!!SkateSandl LOL, Ina! I think all of our reputations (well, with the exception of Anita's) went splat a l-o-o-o-n-g time ago! The last time I saw Alexei, I could look him square in the eye - not next time!CeeShelle OMG! This thread is a scream! We really really need help with this Alexei fever!Anital8 Darn! I KNEW that I had forgotten something! His deathdrop! And Anna's got it already! Well, at least I still have his dog! I won't be greedy so I'll just stop there. I'm SHOCKED that nobody took LoA earlier! Shame on you!Anna from Athens No Shell! You can't take the piano-playing move! It's in all Nutrocker performances and it's a TRADEMARK of the Nutrocker! So we'll have to share it! (poor us sharing yet another piece of Alexei huh?)CeeShelle Anna - You said that if anyone wants the Worlds version of Nutrocker, they can have! So I staked a claim! But we can share the piano playing - hey, we could take turns to do duets!JulieO Well I never thought this thread would unravel like it has LOL!ida1 You guys are soo funny!!! Since you're all splitting him up...Has anyone taken his chest, shoulders and neck? If not, those parts are now taken! And with that goes OF COURSE his delicious little part between his collarbones that we love!Icycalm What a hoot of a thread...LOL...that was worth a good belly laughKellbear I'm just getting to read this thread today and, LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!! His legs and stomach I think are still left! Can I have them?!!!!!!!SkateSandl I have his thighs! You can't have his thighs! They are MINE, MINE, MINE! I think his feet and calves are still up for grabs, though!JulieO Laurie, should we all write 100 times on the blackboard, "It is unlikely that Alexei will be lurking here" ???? How about "Alexei shouldn't lurk here"?Anital8 Well, if he DOES lurk here (heaven forbid!), I'm the one being the nice girl! The rest of you guys can figure something out...SkateSandl This is why we have, like, 500 post threads - I figure nobody, but nobody would wade through all that, LOL...especially not a skater who has so many other things he could be doing...Kellbear Okay, Knees, calves and feet( hmm wonder if he's ticklish!!) I think someone else has the feet, if the thudding debate was decided.Icycalm Anita...LOL...you know what they say about nice girls now don't you...hee, hee, heeAnital8 ITA Laurie! I wouldn't wade through a 500+ post thread if I had better things to do! (The day of the men's FS at Worlds I went right to the articles thread; I couldn't stand the stress of wading through 100+ posts of play by play just to figure out who won, LOL. Though the play by play was fun to read later!) This thread is fun, though! Can't fathom what you guys will fight over next...SkateSand1 Ina, you can't have "Soon" - I already grabbed it! Go look back and see! I'm sure I named keepership of it first!Icycalm Thought I could get away with this, hee, hee, hee! Ok I'll have his "Mack the Knife" and "The Rose" We're soooo bad, really hope he never ever gets to read this thread!SkateSandl I have "Mack the Knife," too!!!! Ina, you are not paying attention!Icycalm Which thread Laurie??? Just say the words and my mouth is sealedSkateSandl Ina, don't you want keepership of Alexei's shirtless "One Banana" program?Icycalm OH, that one! NO...that's the only one! wouldn't want...SkateSandl Er, Ina, ! think there was only one banana in the program, LOL..sk8fan Well, it appears that all the body parts are gone (at least all the ones we can talk about, LOL).Anital8 Yeesh! I'm glad that I claimed his dog first!CeeShelle This is the silliest thread ever! But oh so much fun!SkateSandl LOL! I think Alexei is going to have so many fans moving into his condo with him that he will have to move out and find another place!Anna from Athens Gee! You have been busy last night! Baaad girls!SkateSandl No, Anna - no one must go near Alexei with a pair of scissors! The highlights can come and go, but the longer hair *must* remain! And you're not so innocent, Anna, LOL -there are other threads that I daresay could make you blush if you had to face him.Anna from Athens Me? Blush? Not likely Laurie! Actually more close to "never going to happen"! At least not for what I've posted in this board! And I don't care if Alexei has read every single word, I can still look him in the eye and say "yeah, I wrote that!" I'm shameless!!!!!sk8fan No, no, no, the condo is MINE, MINE, MINE. Nobody else is moving in unless you're willing to "time share". You know, a little "thud" for some time at the condo (Ina) or I'm VERY interested in those thighs, Laurie...I'm sure I can work something out with everyone (except anyone who laid claim to that "banana" program), LOL.Icycalm And as the keeper of his *thud*..all the *bad* girls must stay away! Since Kim is one of the *good* girls she can have a little thudAnna from Athens Can I get the "wings" move, (you know the one I'm talking about right?) and the "kiss" move?CeeShelle Anna, your friend can have the move! As long as I have the whole programme at Worlds, I don't mind sharing little bits! The more the merrier!Anna from Athens Agh! You drive a hard bargain Shelle! Now what should I do? Nutrocker - September Morn, Nutrocker - September Morn.. Can't take this any more! It's all dancing around in my head! Aaaaaaahhhh! NO! I can't give up the Nurocker costume! I'm totally in love with it! (well, I'm in love with the *content* of the costume as well) Just can't do it, it's above my powers! I guess that means you get to keep the black shirt and pants which look oh-so- good on him! Oh well, they're safe with you!figuristka Hi everyone yes you have been bad girls. You have been talking about Alexei's body for days now! My friend and I were concidering a trip to the Russian Bath houses in NY too, but can I ask a stupid question: What do they wear? Perhaps it's not such a good idea....Julie O Klara, my dear, I hate to point this out But one does not "ask" for Keeperships, one simply thinks them up and announces them. They seem to be portioned out according to the personality of the "keeper". So my girl, go to it! We are curious as to what you will come up with, and many will then gnash their teeth in envious self-blame for not thinking them up themselves!!!Anna from Athens I don't know Klara! I think all the body parts are gone! AAHHHH! Before anybody else remembers it, is his *back* taken? LO I think his older programs are still free - try to get them while you can Klara!SkateSand1 Klara, I don't believe "Troika" has been taken yet, and that's a lovely program Also, I think "Ziganochka" is very nice. And what about the original "Nutcracker?" That was a cute program! And there's "Gaite Parisienne." But I'm afraid Alexei himself has been parceled out, LOL...Hmmnm....costumes - I think the costumes for the above-mentioned programs are also available.Anna from Athens Before this thread disappears for good, I'd like to claim keepership of his QUAD flips as well as his back. I'd really love to rub some oil on his back after he's done one of his Russian baths I don't think anyone has claimed it but I may be wrong, if so, I'm sorry!Icycalm Actually I did put a claim on his quad a ways back...don't know where, but you can have his back. I don't think anyone has claimed it yet.Anna from Athens oh yes of course, you had claimed the quad..I was only thinking of quad TOE back then well, I'm content with the back....yes, the rubbing his a nice thought...sk8fan Anna, I laid claim to Alexei's "lower back" way back when we were talking about DB's comment that he lands jumps "low in the back." Thought I might be able to lend a little assistance with that problem. If you take the upper back I'm sure we can work together with that oil amd massage prospect, LOL!!!!!LyThanh Hi guys!! This is my first time posting a note here because I just heard about it two days ago.SkateSand1 Sorry, LyThanh! I think Alexei has pretty much been parceled out! His gorgeous blue eyes, and the beautiful "Tosca" costume, along with his Worlds short program costume, were probably some of the first keeperships to be claimed! I really don't think there is anything of him left!Icycalm Yep Ly that was ONE of the first things I laid a claim on, and the one thing I'd hate to lose the most. How about the navel??? Anyone claimed that yet??? Wondering ifit's a inny or an outy Or whatever you call it...SkateSand1 Now, Ina, I thought Alexei's "thud" was the one thing you'd hate to lose the most!Anital8 Actually Alexei does have a very nice back. (I love guys with nice backs!) AND he keeps it straight! (cough Timmy cough cough!!)SkateSand1 Yes, Alexei has very nice posture - always has. But you rarely see a Russian-trained skater who doesn't.Anita18 Yes, Alexei and Evgeny have very nice posture. But some of the Russian ladies could stand to work on their posture a bit more (Michelle I think is still the Posture Queen at this point and NOBODY comes close!) Sometimes it's a little bit painful to watch them stroke around (I'll be nice and won't name any names here.. Don't want Alexei running after me and accusing me of insulting the world's "best," LOL)Anna from Athens Thanks Kim for sharing! I like the upper back! I claim the shoulder blades!!!!!! Now we can massage him together!!! uh! oh! HOT in here!LyThanh I can't believe you guys! Ya took everything!! What do I get now????Anna from Athens Lips are taken but not by me! I don't remember who took them, you better read the whole thread! It's worth it!CeeShelle Hiya Ly! Sorry, those lips are MINE! I have quite a long list too! I'm curious about the Keepership of the Tosca programme??? I believe Ina claimed the costume ages ago but not the programme! Ha Ha! It's now mine!!!Anna from Athens Then I claim keepership of his jewelery!!!!!LyThanh Oh thank you so much CeeShelle for reminding me of his medals. I never thought of that! All I was thinking of was his body. BAD ME!! So now, I lay claim to his medals! I also lay claim to his dog Lawrie too. He must love Lawrie a lot, that's why I'm claiming him!!SkateSand1 Sorry, Ly Thanh, but I'm sure Alexei's dog Lawrie was taken by Anita, LOL...But I believe the medals and the Mercedes are available for keepership!sk8fan And, don't forget, the condo is mine too, LOL.Anita18 NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I have his dog!! Da cute fuzzy is MINE!!! Sorry! I'm pretty sure his Mercedes is free, though..SkateSand1 Especially with all that "thudding" he does!Anna from Athens Ok, then I give up on the jewels! LOL!!! This thread is only getting better with time! Like good old wine! Every time I open it there's this huge smile on my face!!!!!!SkateSand1 Tsk, tsk -it seems like some of you are always after Alexei's jewels..CeeShelle Yeah Laurie, Alexei's jewels are a constant source of fascination for us! Who got the 'jewel in the crown' again?Anita18 Uhhhh....Laurie, are you trying to breach decorum now?Anna from Athens ANITA!!!! I'm shocked! I thought you were a "goodie"!!!! There goes your reputation down the drain along with ours...SkateSand1 Oh, oh! We've corrupted Anita! Now we're going to heck in a handbasket for sure!Anita18 Hey! I wasn't the one who suggested that! I'm only saying that *somebody* wasn't being too subtle since I actually figured that out! At least I haven't gotten up to the point where some of you have (shame shame shame!)SkateSand1 LOL, Anita! I'll have to try harder...LyThanh I don't get it. Why is Anita so bad? Can someone tell me what is goin gon here? I know I'm a little slow. I don't always get things very quickly. Can one of you be nice enough to tell me?SkateSand1 Anita isn't a bad girl - she's a good girl - and that's why we tease her, LOL..it's the rest ofus who are naughty, I'm afraid - but we're trying to be "gooder" - well, some of us are trying to be gooder -the rest of us (and you know who you are) are incorrigible, I think.. Must be "Alexei fever." I guess there's no cure!Anna from Athens ...or maybe there is a cure but we just don't use it!!!sk8fan WOW!!! And I thought when I claimed the "jewelry" all I got was the GOLD stuff. I'm feeling pretty good about that claim now, LOLOL!!!!!LyThanh Is there something more to Alexei's jewels than just gold and rings and bracelets? Is it something really nasty?SkateSand1 Ly Thanh, no one is going to explain anything, LOL...that is the point of subtlety.Anita18 Teehee! Methinks I've been dethroned by LyThanh as the "good girl," LOL! She's the truly innocent one!MREWING I have never posted in this discussion area, but I have to tell you...you guys are hilarious! It keeps getting more and more outrageous. After reading a few topics I did start to notice his hands. Whoa Boy. I'm going back to the other group! Keep up the good work!SkateSand1 LOL, Erica! Yeah, we're much better behaved on the other side! Somewhere along the line -I don't know exactly where or when - I think it was Brenda's fault, though -I lost total control of this forum! Or maybe it was Ina or Kim Or maybe Anna...But definitely I can blame the total collapse of propriety here on one of them!Anita18 You yourself Laurie also had a part in this, LOL! The very first keepership (Ina's, with the thud) was perfectly fine and next you had to pick his thighs, of all things!SkateSand1 Hah! Ina's "thud" keepership was not so innocent! I just wasn't sure exactly what all was covered with a "thud" keepership, so I was just checking to see if thighs were included - and apparently they were not.Icycalm I must confess that my *Thud* keepership had a lotto do with the Crown's jewels attached to it.SkateSand1 Oh oh, Kim! It looks like all you are getting is the gold jewelry, after all!sk8fan Geez, the last time I was on this thread I was thrilled about my new "jewelry" acquisition and now I come back and find that i'm just stuck with the "gold" stuff again. Boy, the minute your back is turned (or in this case, your computer is turned off).. Now I know why Ina has hung on to that "thud" so, uh, tightly, LOL. (Gives new meaning to "going for the gold", huh, Ina?)SkateSand1 Hey, Kim, you can't fall asleep for one minute around here, or you find someone has pulled Alexei's keeperships right out from under you, so to speak!sk8fan LOL, Laurie!!!! You are the "model" of subtlety the rest of us strive for!Icycalm Kim, I thought you had it down pat. Of course, my intentions were Golden to say the least.sk8fan Would that be the "Gold Rush" you're referring to, Ina? Were you one of those prospectors looking for the golden nugget? Thought you might be the exploring type...Icycalm That's it..the gold rush! And I have the GOLD NUGGET I LOVE IT!! Well..I got it...nya, nya, nya...LOLOLOL!!!Anna from Athens I told you this thread could only get better...and lose any little bit of decorum that was left.. I must admit! that when Ina first mentioned the thud I had the "jewels" in mind not the feet! So glad she got the "correct" keepership at last!SkateSand1 ...and hopefully he'd have no clue what that means!Anna from Athens But considering how many of the things that have been discussed here have found their way to his beautiful ears we should't be suprised if he actually knew what it meant (God forbid!)Icycalm Gives new meaning to the title Gold medalist!! I'd love to see his 2000 Gold medal!sk8fan Awww, that World championship medal is just another gold nugget, Ina, LOL!!! Know how those make you kick into the "prospecting" mode though ROTFL!!!!!LyThanh If yuo guys want to see his gold medal you'll have to go through me. I own it. So Alexei's thud isn't just his thud anymore, is it? And now his jewelry is just his jewelry. Next thing you guys are telling me is his medals aren't just his medals anymore, but something else! You guys are so bad.sk8fan LOL, LyThanh By George, I think you've got it!Brenda Gasp-sputter-guffaw!!! I protest! Laurie - what did I do? I remember asking you to define a "serious skating term" that you used, "fine edge work", I believe it was. My intentions were "purely" of an inquisitive nature; I didn't know what that term meant. Sheesh - you leave for a few days and you're in BIG trouble when you get back. |